iPhone Accessories - I've had enough!

I've had enough with iPhone accessories! Who would design it, let alone make it and sell it? Them, sir, are the dumbasses of the 21st century - the iPhone era.


Look at this. It's a rotating iPhone stand. It means only your iPhone can rotate, not the stand itself. For $40, you get to spin your iPhone around on the pedestal. Schweet.



This is the VideoShell. It lets you watch movies without holding the iPhone. What's the joy of an iPhone without holding the iPhone itself? Anyway if you watch movies on an iPhone you always have the urge to fast forward to the best parts only.



Next comes the PhoneFingers, a finger stylus for you. Out of YOUR finger. For 3 Euros, you get to play what is dubbed the 'iPhone condom' - another true dumbass design of the iPhone era.



This is by far the stupidest accessory I've ever seen for the iPhone. iPhone telescopes? Get real! Who wants to zoom in with an iPhone camera? Unless you're that nerd that nobody wants to make eye contact with and always spends time spying at the nude beach, nobody needs this crap.

I'm telling you - there useless contraptions don't come in cheap - expect to spend at least $25 with the exception of the iPhone condoms.


PED3 iPhone Stand - ThoughtOut
VideoShell - DLO
Phone Fingers - PhoneFingers
iPhone Telescope - RedFerret

iPhone Speakers get Stackable

Stackable iPhone Speakers are the in thing, it's just been realeased. As long as this thing gets 5.1 and can only connect to its own kind, it's fine with me. I really don't want Cube World stick people to keep changing tracks every 5 seconds. Believe me, they simply love listening to Crank Dat Stick Man. And they will connect to YouTube so they can see Line Rider videos.

Wait - hold on a second. 95% of Internet users know porn but none of you know what is a Cube World thingy? I will show you a picture of a Cube World, because I love you. HA HA.

This, my friend, is a single Cube World gadget. Connect two or more and watch them interact with each other. Google it up, will you?!

Back to the iPhone stackable speakers - If there is ever a motto to go with this product, it'll be "Stack 'em like it's hot" or probably "iStack".

iPhone Stackable Speakers - BabbleDog
Cube World can be bought on Firebox